Not to worry , my friend;

those spots where the pollen has perched,

those places where the stains of choices made

mar the beauty of your pristine robe

are about to be

treated to a spot-free rinse,

a soothing soak,

a whitening process to rival

the best dentist’s tools.

Yes, walking around in the gutter

does tend to dampen the hem –

but your  Royal Robe

was pre-treated

in ‘Saint-Guard ‘(TM),

with ‘Prayer-Release’ technology

designed to

GUARANTEE

that the wearer will

arrive

in Dazzling White…