Not to worry , my friend;
those spots where the pollen has perched,
those places where the stains of choices made
mar the beauty of your pristine robe
are about to be
treated to a spot-free rinse,
a soothing soak,
a whitening process to rival
the best dentist’s tools.
Yes, walking around in the gutter
does tend to dampen the hem –
but your Royal Robe
was pre-treated
in ‘Saint-Guard ‘(TM),
with ‘Prayer-Release’ technology
designed to
GUARANTEE
that the wearer will
arrive
in Dazzling White…