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But Soft, On What Yon Pole Doth Break (or ‘The Little-Known Shakespearian Pole Tragedy’)

But soft, on what yon pole doth break the breath of heaven’s dew, in frozen apparition sweet to tempt a child of two to get him hence and lick said pole with tongue egressed in kind; Forsooth, what pain for him whose flesh doth overpower mind! * Verily and anon, I beg of thee –…

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But soft, on what yon pole doth break

the breath of heaven’s dew,

in frozen apparition sweet

to tempt a child of two

to get him hence and lick said pole

with tongue egressed in kind;

Forsooth, what pain for him whose flesh

doth overpower mind!

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Verily and anon, I beg of thee – keep thine tongue within its housing when thou dost wander past a tempting flag pole!

Responses to “But Soft, On What Yon Pole Doth Break (or ‘The Little-Known Shakespearian Pole Tragedy’)”

  1. lvsrao

    Awesome.

    1. melodylowes

      🙂 Thanks! A girl’s gotta have a little fun now and then…

  2. greenlightlady

    We were just talking about those tongue torn experiences the other day! Your poem and picture portray the experience/temptation perfectly! I am a member of that club… 😉
    Blessings to you Melody ~ Wendy

    1. melodylowes

      🙂 Our daughter left a considerable portion of her DNA on a dirty garden spade one winter – ????? 😀

      1. greenlightlady

        Mine lost some on an ice cube! Go figure eh?

      2. melodylowes

        Ah, the foibles of youth…. 🙂

      3. greenlightlady

        Yes, but they make great stories to tell at their weddings… I’ll ask permission first. 😉

      4. melodylowes

        What’s a wedding without a great loss of DNA story?? 😉

  3. Robert Rife

    Well then, what a cheeky monkey!

    1. melodylowes

      Due in part to our Medieval banter, kind sir… How does it feel to be the monkey’s proverbial uncle?? 😀

      1. Robert Rife

        Bitchin’, dude.

  4. thelostkerryman

    Just watched “A Christmas story” yesterday at school with sixteen laughing teenagers. ‘Tis amazing how trying to lick a pole is funny in our imagination, yet so painful in real life. Nice Shakespearean melody, by the way.

    1. melodylowes

      🙂 Thank you very much!!

  5. lylekrahn

    Great photo – it almost tempts the tongue all over again.

    1. melodylowes

      🙂 A word to the wise – it’s not worth it! 🙂

  6. Caddo Veil

    Brilliantly clever, Melody–love it!!!

    1. melodylowes

      🙂 It was SO much fun – I need to do more of these!

      1. Caddo Veil

        Yes, we could do with a bit of Bill Shakespeare, eh?

  7. apronheadlilly

    Ooh, I’m having a flashback!

    1. melodylowes

      To Shakespeare English class, or to licking a flagpole? 🙂

      1. apronheadlilly

        Well, maybe both. But once in elementary school, I put my mouth on this hugeeeeee icicle that was on the side of the school building. Stuck! Stupid! Took my lip skin with it when I got off!

      2. melodylowes

        Ouch!! 😦

  8. ericmvogt

    Melody, Melody, wherefore art thou, O Melody? I haveth a flashback to a youthful misadventure! (My tongue hurts still!) 😉

    1. melodylowes

      This calleth for a Medic, methinks!

      1. ericmvogt

        Chuckleth, chuckleth… 😀

  9. Debbie

    Laughing! You did such a good job with this! Thanks for the fun! (since it’s not happening to me!)

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